March 2012
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i live halfway across the earth
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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aclx3: OMG lol whaaaat?
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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slim-mathers: she is intense stupid. She needs to grow a brain…
Feb 29th
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I find it exquisite how my body decides to get the flu on the only day in my history class where were gonna swing dance.
Feb 28th
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Feb 28th
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Feb 27th
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet true friendship
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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ListenI got jazz personality, G mentality 
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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lyndenchan: msdgaf: i’m fucking crying  AHAHAHAHA
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: show me a really hot guy
Feb 21st
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kristinconway replied to your post: I’d take u 2 da candyshop glennnn cocoooocococooc can you please go click on my ad :D okay. And HIII CONWAY. HOW ARE YOU?!
Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: tell me a good blog to follow
Feb 21st
Anonymous asked: tell me a bedtime story bbby
Feb 21st